What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

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Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.