What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !