What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.