What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

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What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.