What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

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What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.