Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."