What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!