What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!