What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.