What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Booquet Jokes More Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!