What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.