What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird