Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.