Amish Girl Jokes

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Cute Girl Jokes More Cute Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.