Amish Girl Jokes

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

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Excommunicate Jokes More Excommunicate Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.