What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!