What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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Santatizer

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Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!