What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!