What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean