What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.