Amish Guy Jokes

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore?

Two men-a-night!

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How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded.

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