How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded.

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They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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It was a bit buggy.

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A mechanic.