One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
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Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
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Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.
He'll have water on the brain.
Two Mennonite.
They both don't like wires
A mechanic.