How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded.

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.