Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens