What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff