What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

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What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

a gang-aroo

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.