What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff