What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

a gang-aroo

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff