Masterbate Jokes

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD