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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.