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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD