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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.