Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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Xd Jokes More Xd Jokes

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD