How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.