What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.