What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff