What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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Keep it in the cow.

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

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Cremate

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff