What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff