Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'