Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate