How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..