How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language