How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.