How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice