What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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because its not a Target.

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Everywhere.

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Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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Lobster "

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What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Why is it so hard to breakup with Japanese girls?

You have to drop the bomb twice

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The ground!

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The asphalt.