What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?

Hiyooooo Miyazaki.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

Why is it so hard to breakup with Japanese girls?

You have to drop the bomb twice

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.