What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet?

In bent-toe boxes.

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What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.