What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)