What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)