What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)