What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)