What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto