How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

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What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.