How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight