How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

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What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.