How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.