Where did the dog find her husband?

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What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it