What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!