Mortal Kombat Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat?

A Fetality.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Finnish Hymn Jokes More Finnish Hymn Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

Helsinki Jokes More Helsinki Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.