What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen