What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's