What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds