What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds