What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.