What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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