What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback