What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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