What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback