What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one