What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.