What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.