What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.