What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16