Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head