Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.