Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed