Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*