What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What are Marios overalls made of?

denim denim denim

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*