Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.