Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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Whats white and salty?

Salt.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!