Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!