Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

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What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand?

A mad lib...

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.