Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.