Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology