Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.