What do you call an innovation in scissors?

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs