Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.