Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.