Because his nuts were in his neck!
Kimistry
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
I'm a cashew!
Cashew.
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
A: His ghoul friend.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Daddy.