Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!