Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.