What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work.

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.