One with a cemetery plot.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
That's the worst book I ever read.
Underlay! Underlay!
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
Brailly any!
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
A: His ghoul friend.
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Because his nuts were in his neck!