One with a cemetery plot.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.
One with a hoppy ending.
Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
The Tie of the Igor.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
