What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.