What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!