What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!