What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

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