What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!