What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

Neither of them are ever right.

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!