What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!