What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

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