What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

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