How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.