Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!