Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.