Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.