What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu