What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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She has to chew.

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Nobody knows because they've never tried

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Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.