What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.