What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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Because Jesus saves.

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X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu