What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders?

RubiCon.