What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Deus Ex Macarena

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders?

RubiCon.