What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.