What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!