What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.