What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada?

Area-51, A

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!