Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls