Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief