Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo