Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.