What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

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What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.