What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.