What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.