Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
A: 9.81 m/s2
An - nflushable loating bject
Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
Because he was out standing in his field.
Bring no blacks
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
Envelope!
He makes a fe-line for the door.
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
A very wet sense of humor
A Chi-WOW!-ua
