Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
A: 9.81 m/s2
On the front page of reddit.
Word of mouse.
Holland.
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
I, Mac.
He had a bad experience with windows.
when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
My car can hit 50.
Because they live under Iraq.
Womb-mates"
Because it's not right.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.