Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
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Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
A: 9.81 m/s2
Just pay for your pizza.
She left him out in the sun too long.
Because they're always footing the bill.
Potato!
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Because he lives in Liverpool.
Forced jokes.
Force of Hobbit.
Bottled Waddle.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
You ask them to hold the door for you.
He just couldn't hold it any longer.
It cost an arm and a leg
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.
Because she's a woman.